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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Revenue (Daily) (with Theater Counts)

Domestic Total: 1.06M

Opening Weekend: 89.16K

Legs: 5.25

Overview: With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.


TMDB

6.9

IMDB

6.7

Metacritic

77

RT Tomato

93

RT Popcorn

78

Letterboxd

3.76

Daily Table

DateRevenue% YDTheaters
Fri, Oct 10, 2025$21,263+ 0.00%4
Sat, Oct 11, 2025$36,703+ 72.61%4
Sun, Oct 12, 2025$31,198 -15.00%4
Mon, Oct 13, 2025$11,417 -63.40%4
Fri, Oct 17, 2025$59,578+ 421.84%25
Sat, Oct 18, 2025$62,192+ 4.39%25
Sun, Oct 19, 2025$49,754 -20.00%25
Mon, Oct 20, 2025$18,001 -63.82%25
Tue, Oct 21, 2025$22,512+ 25.06%25
Wed, Oct 22, 2025$21,346 -5.18%25
Thu, Oct 23, 2025$19,650 -7.95%25
Fri, Oct 24, 2025$39,338+ 100.19%64
Sat, Oct 25, 2025$62,855+ 59.78%64
Sun, Oct 26, 2025$50,284 -20.00%64
Mon, Oct 27, 2025$21,376 -57.49%64
Tue, Oct 28, 2025$24,256+ 13.47%64
Wed, Oct 29, 2025$22,016 -9.23%64
Thu, Oct 30, 2025$22,718+ 3.19%64
Fri, Oct 31, 2025$34,713+ 52.80%261
Sat, Nov 1, 2025$76,734+ 121.05%261
Sun, Nov 2, 2025$61,387 -20.00%261
Mon, Nov 3, 2025$37,845 -38.35%261
Tue, Nov 4, 2025$45,414+ 20.00%261
Wed, Nov 5, 2025$39,672 -12.64%261
Thu, Nov 6, 2025$30,537 -23.03%261
Fri, Nov 7, 2025$16,240 -46.82%112
Sat, Nov 8, 2025$24,864+ 53.10%112
Sun, Nov 9, 2025$19,891 -20.00%112
Mon, Nov 10, 2025$12,656 -36.37%112
Tue, Nov 11, 2025$16,128+ 27.43%112
Wed, Nov 12, 2025$11,872 -26.39%112
Thu, Nov 13, 2025$9,968 -16.04%112
Fri, Nov 14, 2025$6,542 -34.37%38
Sat, Nov 15, 2025$7,125+ 8.91%38
Sun, Nov 16, 2025$5,755 -19.23%38
Mon, Nov 24, 2025$1,121 -80.52%16
Tue, Nov 25, 2025$1,640+ 46.30%16
Wed, Nov 26, 2025$1,008 -38.54%16
Thu, Nov 27, 2025$1,136+ 12.70%16
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Comps

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The Black SeaNov 22, 2024$0
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Profitability Breakdown

Domestic

Week 1: $272.11K

Investor Share: $163.26K

Week 2: $233.99K

Investor Share: $128.69K

Week 3+: $552.61K

Investor Share: $276.31K

International

$166.67K (13.60%)

Investor Share: $58.34K

Costs

Budget: $N/A


P&A: $N/A

Breakdown

Gross: $1.23M


Net: $626.6K


Costs: $0.00

Profit

Profit: $626.6K

The profitability breakdown is based on Dan Murrell's YouTube videos (Dan Murrell is not affiliated with Reel Numbers). The breakdown only includes the theatrical release and does not account for any post-theatrical revenue streams such as streaming, home video, or merchandise sales. Additionally, the breakdown does not include any tax incentives, sponsorships, or product placement that may have occurred during production.

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